Thanks for the "so-called" Christmas presents this year, Santa. Robo-Sapien.. that's so-like... 2004. And a lame-ass X-box; are you kiddin'? And Star Wars Legos... I've had it up to HERE with Star Wars Legos!
I never get what I really ask for. Why didn't you bring me a Morpheus ESP 3-D Motion Simulator? It's a FAO Schwarz exclusive! Dad says, no wonder they went bankrupt, but he's an idiot anyway.
The Morpheus ESP 3-D Motion Simulator - Priced so you can never afford it
OK, so it costs-like $300,000. So refinance Santa's workshop, sell Vixen into the sex trade, anything, but I'm worth it!
Next year you better cough up the goods, or I am seriously going to stop believing in you.
Signed,
Lionel James Proudfoot III
Danbury, CT
Age 6 1/2
posted by John Allore @ 12/28/2004 07:26:00 AM
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