Former forensic pathologist describes himself as 'profoundly ignorant'
"Dr. Charles Smith emerged from a year of silence yesterday to turn a witness stand into a public confessional, contritely condemning his own ineptitude and "profound ignorance" of his chosen field - pediatric forensic pathology."
"The knee bone's connected to the...something. The something's connected to the...red thing. The red thing's connected to my...wrist watch. Uh oh."
Ahh, but what monsieurs Smith and Bytygi really want to do is direct
(cue rim shot)