Former forensic pathologist describes himself as 'profoundly ignorant'
"Dr. Charles Smith emerged from a year of silence yesterday to turn a witness stand into a public confessional, contritely condemning his own ineptitude and "profound ignorance" of his chosen field - pediatric forensic pathology."
"The knee bone's connected to the...something. The something's connected to the...red thing. The red thing's connected to my...wrist watch. Uh oh."
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Then there's this guy:
"Toronto police say Gzim Bytyqi, 50, has been masquerading as a dentist in Ontario and Quebec, possibly since 2000. Police were alerted after a 78-year-old Toronto man, who had visited Mr. Bytyqi for a bridge repair, complained to the Royal College of Dental Surgeons of Ontario. The operation "went very wrong," according to Detective Glenn Emond who is investigating. "
Ahh, but what monsieurs Smith and Bytygi really want to do is direct
(cue rim shot)
Ahh, but what monsieurs Smith and Bytygi really want to do is direct
(cue rim shot)
posted by John Allore @ 1/29/2008 06:51:00 AM
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3 Comments:
Ooh! I should quit my job and become a rogue dentist!
I'm gonna be a construction engineer!
John A
I think I recognize this picture. Didn't he used to work for Santa?
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