Yer Mourning Newz
FBI Releases Altered Photo of Fugitive Marine
You're kidding me, right? Hey FBI, now see what he would look like in a pair of these:
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Definitely not the Spitzer-Special:
Police: Senator's husband paid prostitute
"The husband of US Sen. Debbie Stabenow told police he used the Internet to make a date with a prostitute and paid her $150 for sex at a hotel..."
$150 would barely get you a deluxe car wash.
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The principal girls of the USA
Can you name, name, name, name them today
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April Fools Fish?
Céline Dion, PhD : ce n’est pas un poisson d’avril
(Anything you can do I can do better)
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Quebec 400 (this one's not funny)
Fire destroys major Quebec City landmark
"The armoury had been scheduled to host many events to mark Quebec City's 400th anniversary and had been undergoing renovations. "
Very upsetting
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I love reading this kinda stuff in French:
"The Raconteurs en concert à Montréal en juin prochain (mise à jour) The Raconteurs vient d'annoncer une tournée nord-américaine qui débutera ce mois-ci. Jack White et ses acolytes débuteront celle-ci le 20 avril prochain ...."
And this:
"Prochain album en juin "La formation rock alternative Weezer lancera son nouvel album le 17 juin prochain."
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Why I won't vote for John McCain:
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GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !
Guy Lafleur contre-attaque
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Just when I feared San Franciscans had lost their sense of humor:
Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco plans to re-name the Oceanside Wastewater Treatment Facility in honor of George W. Bush
posted by John Allore @ 4/05/2008 06:23:00 AM
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1 Comments:
John -- You know, for $150 you can not only get a deluxe car wash, but an oil change and chassis lube too! You just gotta know how to shop.
You saved the best news story for last. That one really made me laugh! Thanks! I needed that!
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